1. No matter how funny it may be, it’s still inappropriate to say “keep it down” to a group of people signing to each other.
2. You’d have a hard convincing me that car chases broadcasted on Fox News aren’t the best thing on tv. I’m currently watching one right now, looking away every three seconds to type this.
3. Whoever it was who invented the function on cell phones where you end a mass text and then the replies go to all recipients on the distro list needs to be punished.
4. Ooooh, my coworker just threatened to punish her children (who are homeschooled by their 18 year old sister, sounds insane right?) for messing up while they’re at home all day by taking their iPods and Xbox with her to work every day. She then told the kids “If you have nothing to do, throw the trash.” Seriously, I couldn’t pay for this kind of entertainment.
5. Due to my recent run ins with the police on the road, every police siren freaks me out now. Even when the police car is heading in the opposite direction, on the opposite side of the street. I somehow believe they’re after me, even to the point where they might jump the median to come pull me over. Don’t trip, it’s happened before. Granted, that was in Texas. I never took myself for one of those people to be afraid of cop cars. Now I shutter with fear.
6. No man over the age of 12 or unless you’re from a state where an SEC school resides should be called “Bubba”.
7. I’m taking full responsibility for the rain that is upon us now in Denver as I jinxed us last night by having Pho for dinner and declaring that fall had officially begun. Woke up this morning to rain.
8. It may sound weird, but I’m totally sad that they’re ripping down the building on 44th and Sheridan that used to be Tacos Tijuana. Now I know what you’re thinking, “How can you be sad over a taco place, do you REALLY love tacos that much?” and my reply is no. Nobody loves tacos that much. I’m sad because before it was Tacos Tijuana, it was a Long John Silver’s back in the late 80’s, early 90’s and my grandfather would take me there after fishing trips. I know, weird to go fishing and then eat at Long John Silver’s. The fact the building will no longer be there means another piece of my childhood is vanishing.
9. The guy in the car chase on Fox News is still going, but now he’s throwing money out of the car windows. Now there is no way you’re convincing me this isn’t the best thing on tv.
10. It’s true, I am turning a year older on Saturday. It seems as though time is flying so fast that I can’t even remember my last birthday to compare where I am now to then. My hair is longer and my schedule is more full. Mission Accomplished?
11. As if anyone, such as myself, needs to be reminded they are getting older, I am heading up to Ft.Collins on Friday night to play in an exhibition football game against the Air Force Academy. Nothing to make you feel old like a bunch of nineteen and twenty year olds giving you all you can handle on the football field. I mean, they ARE cadets. I hope they are able to handle us. They have bigger problems than us.
12. It’s now three days since the Broncos win over the Steelers on Sunday night, I’m guessing it’s finally safe to turn on talk radio again without hearing folks crowning them as Super Bowl favorites. Just to be safe, I’ll wait until Friday.
13. I’m grateful that Peyton Manning is now the Broncos quarterback for two reasons: 1. I honestly feel he gives us a better chance to be competitive than Tim Tebow but more importantly 2. Men don’t have to hear from women how hot the Broncos quarterback is anymore.
14. With football on Sunday, Monday, Thursday, and Saturday, I don’t think I’m ever going to get a girlfriend. Thanks a lot NFL.
15. Last night I started my first college course in over two years. Nice to get back into a genuine scholastic environment, but I’m more interested in being graded on my writing with more than page views and “Likes”.
16. I’m still not quite sure how to react to my professor’s statement of “I’m a glass half empty kind of guy".
17. This morning I laid in bed as the rain poured down and for five minutes I debated with myself whether or not I should call in to work and spend the bulk of my day right there in that bed. Then I remembered my philosophy for calling out from work: Save your sick days for when you feel good.
18. It wasn’t the union rally outside of my building scheduled for today that is making the impending work stoppage for my company more and more real, but the fact the company approved that I shall receive a corporate credit card upon deployment to Minnesota. I have a little over half a month to come up with an explanation on how I felt it was a genuine business need to buy Minnesota Viking tickets with the card. Suggestions are welcome.
19. A woman being bratty is only so cute for so long.
20. 24 hours in Las Vegas is all I can stand anymore, which is why I have a 7am flight on Saturday morning and 8am flight coming back on Sunday. For those 24 hours though, it’s WAR CHAVEZ.
21. When I scroll down my timelime on Facebook, I find myself always wondering “Does anyone work?” Really though, how is it EVERYONE is watching movies or at lunch all day, every day.
22. How do you know when a relationship is real? When one person in the couple offers to subscribe to a cable pay channel (HBO, Showtime) so the other person can watch their shows (True Blood, Dexter) at their house.
23. When a girl likes the same shows as you, she might be a keeper. When she doesn’t, well she might be a goner.
24. Never good when you invite someone to your birthday party and they respond “I will be there, but not for you. Because The Medowlark is the new Sunday spot ;)”
25. I’m convinced the swinging door on the bathroom entrance is the biggest work hazard. People rush in that door and push with the might of mother whose baby is trapped under a car. People are always trying to get in quicker than they are out.
26. Today, my sister is closing on the purchase of a new home. I’m immensely proud of her. We turned out alright sis, even with the chips stacked against us sometimes.
-D
2. You’d have a hard convincing me that car chases broadcasted on Fox News aren’t the best thing on tv. I’m currently watching one right now, looking away every three seconds to type this.
3. Whoever it was who invented the function on cell phones where you end a mass text and then the replies go to all recipients on the distro list needs to be punished.
4. Ooooh, my coworker just threatened to punish her children (who are homeschooled by their 18 year old sister, sounds insane right?) for messing up while they’re at home all day by taking their iPods and Xbox with her to work every day. She then told the kids “If you have nothing to do, throw the trash.” Seriously, I couldn’t pay for this kind of entertainment.
5. Due to my recent run ins with the police on the road, every police siren freaks me out now. Even when the police car is heading in the opposite direction, on the opposite side of the street. I somehow believe they’re after me, even to the point where they might jump the median to come pull me over. Don’t trip, it’s happened before. Granted, that was in Texas. I never took myself for one of those people to be afraid of cop cars. Now I shutter with fear.
6. No man over the age of 12 or unless you’re from a state where an SEC school resides should be called “Bubba”.
7. I’m taking full responsibility for the rain that is upon us now in Denver as I jinxed us last night by having Pho for dinner and declaring that fall had officially begun. Woke up this morning to rain.
8. It may sound weird, but I’m totally sad that they’re ripping down the building on 44th and Sheridan that used to be Tacos Tijuana. Now I know what you’re thinking, “How can you be sad over a taco place, do you REALLY love tacos that much?” and my reply is no. Nobody loves tacos that much. I’m sad because before it was Tacos Tijuana, it was a Long John Silver’s back in the late 80’s, early 90’s and my grandfather would take me there after fishing trips. I know, weird to go fishing and then eat at Long John Silver’s. The fact the building will no longer be there means another piece of my childhood is vanishing.
9. The guy in the car chase on Fox News is still going, but now he’s throwing money out of the car windows. Now there is no way you’re convincing me this isn’t the best thing on tv.
10. It’s true, I am turning a year older on Saturday. It seems as though time is flying so fast that I can’t even remember my last birthday to compare where I am now to then. My hair is longer and my schedule is more full. Mission Accomplished?
11. As if anyone, such as myself, needs to be reminded they are getting older, I am heading up to Ft.Collins on Friday night to play in an exhibition football game against the Air Force Academy. Nothing to make you feel old like a bunch of nineteen and twenty year olds giving you all you can handle on the football field. I mean, they ARE cadets. I hope they are able to handle us. They have bigger problems than us.
12. It’s now three days since the Broncos win over the Steelers on Sunday night, I’m guessing it’s finally safe to turn on talk radio again without hearing folks crowning them as Super Bowl favorites. Just to be safe, I’ll wait until Friday.
13. I’m grateful that Peyton Manning is now the Broncos quarterback for two reasons: 1. I honestly feel he gives us a better chance to be competitive than Tim Tebow but more importantly 2. Men don’t have to hear from women how hot the Broncos quarterback is anymore.
14. With football on Sunday, Monday, Thursday, and Saturday, I don’t think I’m ever going to get a girlfriend. Thanks a lot NFL.
15. Last night I started my first college course in over two years. Nice to get back into a genuine scholastic environment, but I’m more interested in being graded on my writing with more than page views and “Likes”.
16. I’m still not quite sure how to react to my professor’s statement of “I’m a glass half empty kind of guy".
17. This morning I laid in bed as the rain poured down and for five minutes I debated with myself whether or not I should call in to work and spend the bulk of my day right there in that bed. Then I remembered my philosophy for calling out from work: Save your sick days for when you feel good.
18. It wasn’t the union rally outside of my building scheduled for today that is making the impending work stoppage for my company more and more real, but the fact the company approved that I shall receive a corporate credit card upon deployment to Minnesota. I have a little over half a month to come up with an explanation on how I felt it was a genuine business need to buy Minnesota Viking tickets with the card. Suggestions are welcome.
19. A woman being bratty is only so cute for so long.
20. 24 hours in Las Vegas is all I can stand anymore, which is why I have a 7am flight on Saturday morning and 8am flight coming back on Sunday. For those 24 hours though, it’s WAR CHAVEZ.
21. When I scroll down my timelime on Facebook, I find myself always wondering “Does anyone work?” Really though, how is it EVERYONE is watching movies or at lunch all day, every day.
22. How do you know when a relationship is real? When one person in the couple offers to subscribe to a cable pay channel (HBO, Showtime) so the other person can watch their shows (True Blood, Dexter) at their house.
23. When a girl likes the same shows as you, she might be a keeper. When she doesn’t, well she might be a goner.
24. Never good when you invite someone to your birthday party and they respond “I will be there, but not for you. Because The Medowlark is the new Sunday spot ;)”
25. I’m convinced the swinging door on the bathroom entrance is the biggest work hazard. People rush in that door and push with the might of mother whose baby is trapped under a car. People are always trying to get in quicker than they are out.
26. Today, my sister is closing on the purchase of a new home. I’m immensely proud of her. We turned out alright sis, even with the chips stacked against us sometimes.
-D
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